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sexdrugsandpokemon:

agayofgays:

genuinelycornflakes:

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

how much do you think that’d go for on ebay

im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

thundergoddess:

IM SCREAMING BECAUS E OF HOW TRUE THIS IS???????????????

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ashisaloser:

I can’t be the only one. 

rhamphotheca:

Oh look everyone, its the orbweaver Encyosaccus sexmaculatus  from Amazonian Ecuador (in the East)… 
(photo: Asser @ Archnoboards)

rhamphotheca:

Oh look everyone, its the orbweaver Encyosaccus sexmaculatus  from Amazonian Ecuador (in the East)… 

(photo: Asser @ Archnoboards)

rhamphotheca:

ekkoriver: Carl Sagan is such a wonderful snake <3 Even when she was just a hatchling she had such a voracious appetite!
* This boy is really quite lovely and so is this snake, and you should follow them both…

rhamphotheca:

ekkoriver: Carl Sagan is such a wonderful snake <3 Even when she was just a hatchling she had such a voracious appetite!

* This boy is really quite lovely and so is this snake, and you should follow them both…

tothedarktower:

basaliskos:

rezllen:

burning-nipples:

ceruleanbabe:

nutellaavenger:

90s90s90s:

The best part of gym class.

Until you accidentally leaned the wrong way and rolled over your hands Dx

the secret was sitting diagonally, you wouldn’t tip or run over hands

OR WHEN YOU RAN OVER YOUR GODN DAMN LONG HAIR FUCKING SHIT NO

…Did anyone else also try to escape on these?

I pulled one out from under a girl and she punched me.&#160;: (
My favourite things ever.
I used to see how many I could fit under me. One under my butt, one under each hand, and foot.

tothedarktower:

basaliskos:

rezllen:

burning-nipples:

ceruleanbabe:

nutellaavenger:

90s90s90s:

The best part of gym class.

Until you accidentally leaned the wrong way and rolled over your hands Dx

the secret was sitting diagonally, you wouldn’t tip or run over hands

OR WHEN YOU RAN OVER YOUR GODN DAMN LONG HAIR FUCKING SHIT NO

…Did anyone else also try to escape on these?

I pulled one out from under a girl and she punched me. : (

My favourite things ever.

I used to see how many I could fit under me. One under my butt, one under each hand, and foot.

rhamphotheca:

Purple Passionflower (Passiflora incarnata)

by Kindra Amoss, Oregon St. Univ.

Passiflora incarnata, also known as the Purple Passionflower or Maypop, is a fruit –bearing perennial vine common to the southeast United States. Though often considered a weed in its native habitat, the plant is used in horticultural applications due to its fast-growing vines and uniquely beautiful flowers. These white-to-purple summer-blooming flowers have a very interesting structure, including a showy corona, and grow to 2-3 inches in diameter. The fruit, also referred to as a Maypop for the sound it makes when stepped upon, is approximately the size of a chicken egg, and turns from green to orange as it ripens. The vines can grow from 6 to 25 feet long, but generally don’t climb higher than 8 feet tall.

Passionflowers are primary producers native to temperate deciduous forests. They are pollinated by bees, and are self-sterile. The fruit is commonly eaten by animals, including songbirds, which helps to distribute the seeds. The fruits are also an important larval food for some species of butterfly. Maypop fruits are similar to their relative the Passion Fruit, P. edulis, and can be eaten raw or made into jam or jelly.

Native Americans traditionally used P. incarnata for its sedative and anxioltyic properties, in addition to eating the sweet fruit. These medicinal uses have been expanded upon in recent years, withP. incarnata extracts being shown to treat withdrawal symptoms and exhibit an aphrodisiac effect, in addition to the plant’s traditional effects being confirmed through various scientific means. Further research is being done to uncover the specific compounds responsible for these properties, so that they can be more effectively used for pharmaceutical applications.

(via: EOL)       (photos: TL - Wikijasha; TR - Lynette Schimming; mid - Pollinator; BL - Kentucky Native Plant Soc.; BR - Density)

angellurks:

monz-loveless:

For Odin…

For Odin

angellurks:

monz-loveless:

For Odin…

For Odin

squeedge:

dezzoi:

Lammergeier/Bearded vulture w/ griffon vulture in the BG

The prince of vultures, I swear.

rhamphotheca:

Madagascan Tortoises in Trouble

The Turtle Survival Alliance (TSA), in collaboration with The Orianne Society (TOS), hired noted South Africa-based wildlife film makers Moz Images to cover the rapidly worsening crisis with Madagascar’s Radiated Tortoise.

The film crew of Chris Scarfe and Aaron Gekoski accompanied Rick Hudson and Christina Castellano to Madagascar in September 2011 and the resulting short film - Tortoises in Trouble - tracks a group of 140 confiscated Radiated Tortoises from the captital city of Antanananrivo to their homeland in the south where they are repatriated to a sacred protected forest near the village of Ampotoka.

To donate to the TSA’s programs in Madagascar, please visit:

http://www.turtlesurvival.org/get-involved/donate

(via: Turtle Survival)

almaasi:

tayloki:

remustheravenclaw:

cjshark:

so-treu:

mildlyamused:

Narnia is pretty much failing at being secret these days.
20 Entrances That Are Clearly Gateways To Narnia

man, when i tell you that as a kid i LIVED for secret doorways and hidden passages and such………

I still do.
That website, I think my dreams just came true.

wow wanderlust hit to the face

oh
oh

almaasi:

tayloki:

remustheravenclaw:

cjshark:

so-treu:

mildlyamused:

Narnia is pretty much failing at being secret these days.

20 Entrances That Are Clearly Gateways To Narnia

man, when i tell you that as a kid i LIVED for secret doorways and hidden passages and such………

I still do.

That website, I think my dreams just came true.

wow wanderlust hit to the face

oh

oh